Baby: M-m

Mom: Mama?

Baby: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

bifurs:

Me: [ENJOYS MOVIE]

Other person: But I hated how-

Me: [ENJOYS MOVIE LOUDER]

banderboucher:

The meta sequel to that dumb frank video that got popular